Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021

Meat Wheel

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".

"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"

by fajonian March 11, 2022

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

Meat filofax

A vagina with excessive skin that blocks the vaginal opening.

I was trying to find the vaginal opening but had to flip through the meat filofax to find it.

by Conquifftador April 2, 2025

Butch Meat

A butch lesbians donk.

Wow, Did you see that piece of Butch Meat? it was banging.

by The TRUth Speaka July 3, 2011