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Iron Man

A hella rich nigga that makes a suit out of a tin can and flies around fucking up bad guys
by AfuckingAustralianLegend April 28, 2019
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Water Man

A person that always wears blue shirts and gets made fun of by his peers
Jake: HAHAHA LOOK AT WATER MAN
Parker: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
by 200iqdefiner June 11, 2018
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written by a man

The phrase ‘written by a man’ is typically used to describe a female who fits the stereotypical beauty standards that appeal to men. e.g innocence, natural beauty etc. This is usually used in a negative sense.
“She has to be written by a man. She’s so basic.”
by userunknown_______ June 8, 2022
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Man Nest

Similar to the famous man cave, except it is upstairs opposed to the man cave which is usually in the basement.
Bro! Come on up to the Man Nest, where you will find beer, games, and a bunch of other cool shit.
by BMOC123 June 18, 2010
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mans end

A slang way of saying where you live such as your town, village, city or even property/house.
"Stay out of mans end fam or there will be conciquences"
by RoadGyal651 February 17, 2017
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Man Cleave

When guys wear their button up shirts open to show thier hairy chests.
Tom Selleck as Magnum PI has epic man cleave!
by BAPotter February 23, 2011
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cactus man

Cactus Man

Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").

Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.

Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.

Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.

Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
Look out, Cactus Man just walked into the room.
by Fadoodles October 26, 2018
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