A whoresome individual that takes indiscriminate advantage of any/all situations to satisfy her own sexual motives.
April really wanted to straddle Chris's bologna pony, so the scandalous slut waited till his wife was out of town, then she left her snail trail all over his disco stick.
by Zero2None February 11, 2016
A person who works in the corporate world and moves up the corporate ladder by doing sexual favors for their superiors to move up the corporate ladder.
Ed:How did Susie move up the corporate ladder so fast?
Tom: She slept with her boss to move up the corporate ladder.
Ed: She is such a ladder slut.
Tom: She slept with her boss to move up the corporate ladder.
Ed: She is such a ladder slut.
by Cheyenne C October 05, 2013
Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 18, 2022
by Baerinatux February 09, 2019
Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 22, 2024
An altar girl who is filled with lust, is very sexually promiscuous and willingly sleeps with whomever she can get in bed with.
That Altar Slut Mary has slept with every altar boy in the congregation and even some of the altar girls.
by KinkyCatholicGirl September 19, 2020
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by Katdaddy666 September 08, 2021