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Simpossible

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.
Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!
by Civilian Gaming February 27, 2022
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize
by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020
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Simpanzee

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube
Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.
by Lopaka R May 7, 2019
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Simpcel

dominic is being a simpcel in the den.
by intheden September 12, 2018
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Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.
Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.
by stoned manatee May 29, 2014
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simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy
dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry
by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020
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SimpTard

"You're such a simptard"- karen
by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020
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