bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 14, 2010

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shit crumpet

A greeting to a good friend.2 a dried piece of crap.

Hey shit crumpet!

by John Davis June 15, 2003

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shit street

1) An unfavorable, inevitable situation which one will experience.

2) Brit slang for deep trouble.

Clyde: Man, finals are 2 weeks from now and I've yet to revise. I checked my notebooks and I barely have anything to go on.

Klause: Wow, man you were on shit street since the beginning of the semester.

by vv113 April 8, 2016

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for shit sakes

An expression of total discussed in someone as to why they cannot do something, and you feel as if they can at least do it for the sake of a piece of shit if nothing else at all matters.

Dad: Son, please take out the trash for your mother.
Son: But why? It is not like I have to do what you say and you can’t make me!
Dad: Well for shit sakes, you could at least do something around the house every now and then!

by Billy BullSchitter August 5, 2016

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Pissy Shits

Often Associated with intense diarrhea or upset stomach, it is the act of having a very watery bowel movement. The fecal matter removes itself in a similar liquid stream fashion as urine.

Example 1: "Man, that Chinese food I had last night gave me the pissy shits!"

Example 2:
Guy A "It felt like I was peeing out of my ass when I was on the toilet!"

Guy B "Sounds like you had a case of the pissy shits."

by e3shadow November 22, 2009

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