Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

Cock box

To slam your piping laying stiff penis into the victims mouth.

Huggy slammed his hard erect penis into Jose’s cock box so hard that he was picking hair out his teeth for a week.

by Wanker 1 January 16, 2019

BOX 87

Box 87 was first discovered after the death of Sir Barry B. Benson in 1987, it is rumored that this box contains the answers to the mysteries of his past. But no one can know for sure, as everyone who has every opened it has never shared anything, because they can never be found.

RULES:
If this box is delivered to you DO NOT OPEN IT

Find the book

Box 87 was delivered to me

by cHicknEned June 12, 2018

Stink Box

The act of scissoring one’s girlfriend and farting directly into her vagina

“Andrew and Lizz sat on the couch and he gave her a wicked Stink Box that could be smelled for days”

by Luzz June 14, 2018

male box

A polite term for a penis.

I refused Tom's advances. Finally I had enough and kicked him in the male box.

by Mr. Can Man June 26, 2018

Box of Fries

Another term for a blowjob.

Back in my day, a box of fries could get you A LOT.

by EkkolocaJhin June 26, 2018