by Dos roses November 23, 2024
When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
by creepers_be_creeping November 16, 2013
One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.
Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?
by TwoBearsAndCowJuice March 20, 2024
by bettybottersbetterbutter April 11, 2022
"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.
Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
by Vxtico October 04, 2023
The best drink some one could ever make, if someone gives this to you that means that Respect+ 999 it is so good that your taste buds will die
by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
the excretion of body fluids (literal and figurative) that come from hate, haters, or a flock of haters; also known as a "knot" of haters
Coby: "Man i cant go back to my math class John"
John: " Yeah, i know what you mean dude. That place is soaked in hater juice"
John: " Yeah, i know what you mean dude. That place is soaked in hater juice"
by Dr. William Stephan October 06, 2017