johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses

"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"

by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024

John-Paul

a very funny person and great to be around. all the girls love a John-Paul. he is quiet when you first meet him but once you get know him, hes funny, talented, and hot. Dont forget a John-Paul also has the best drip.

omg its John-Paul he so fine!!!

by sheeeeeeeeshhhhhhh May 27, 2021

John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.

She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!

by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014

Frothy John and the Milky Boys

A very very popular band lead by hit singer Otis Lloyd! They are very popular amongst teens and senior citizens!

Person: In my opinion, frothy John and the milky boys were better with the two girls in the band.
Grandad: yeah but I tend to like that little ginger boy

by Wuhluhwuh2001 April 13, 2025

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 3, 2020

John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too

Omg stop you’re being such a john

by lanna September 16, 2018