Do you play soccer/volleyball?

A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.

Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?

by Itsmekey April 4, 2023

Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

Do you know the way MEME

An ugly Knuckles saying: "DO U KNOW THE WAY"
And everything around u explodes. ( Actually thats a lie)

Knuckles: DO U KNOW THE WAY
Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Knuckles that was necesary...

do you know the way MEME is annoying

by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021

Let me do my business

When your ketty as fuck and nobody will let you just get on with your business

Stan *ties laces*
Archie *starts filming*
Stan: “Let me do my business”

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Do you listen to Girl in Red?

Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a wlw (woman who loves women)
Yes I do = Yes she likes girls go get ya girl

No I don’t = Either straight or never heard of her

Girl 1: Do you listen to Girl in Red?

Girl 2: Yes I do
Girl 1: You taken orrr..?

by Just a hot b!tch ✨💅 June 5, 2021

i actually do cuss a little

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove

Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*

by fluffy_m0chi June 9, 2022

Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.

by I think halo is a pretty cool. January 2, 2012