John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.
John is very mid.
by Bb daddy September 13, 2022
Get the Johnmug. A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️
by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024
Get the john royalmug. by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019
Get the John(epic gamer)mug. In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”
Alright calm down John
Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
Get the Alright calm down Johnmug. A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.
by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022
Get the making papa johns busymug. 
