December 5

December 5th is the day the best person in the world was born. On December 5, the world felt immense ease and joy. This day belongs to the sweetest, most caring, funniest, and considerate best friend anyone could ever begin to ask for.

“Today is December 5th!”
“Really? That’s Luiz’s, the best person to ever exist, birthday! Happy birthday Luiz! ^_^”

by keehoboo November 23, 2024

December

The last month of the year, is when all the chads are born because they decided to be born even though it’s fucking freezing. You would sit contently at home and watch your house getting snowed in while supping a glass of Baileys and stroking your big dog

Oh man December is soon *cracks open bottle of booze* prost!

by Jacky Bills November 30, 2024

december 7

internationally november 29 again

hey it s december 7
no it s actually november 29

by ciocles December 1, 2024

December 3

its me and my girlfriend's anniversary

yo when is your anniversary?
December 3rd

by Andre1010 December 1, 2024

December 4th

December 4th is national kiss you girl/boyfriend day

Girl: give me a kiss

Boy:no

Girl: it’s December 4th please

Boy:fineeeee

by Heyy59322 December 3, 2024

3rd of December

The day that your loved one gives you a hoodie! Or you don’t get a hoodie because no one wants you and you need to except your loneliness.

It’s the 3rd of December and my boyfriend gave me my hoodie because that’s what you do on that third of December

by Fellowkuzzlover December 3, 2024

December 5th

December 5th is National cover your man in hickey's day.

Girl 1: Hey do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: It's December 5th why?
Girl 1: Exactly it's Nation cover your man in hickey's day!
Girl 2: Oh okay I'll go do that now.

by UnkownLlamaKing December 5, 2024