alexander<3

best boy in the entire world😁 he's perfect i love him so much he's so cute and everything abt him is just perfect 🙁💓💗💗💞💝💝💓💘💘💘💓💝💓💞💞💓💗💞💞💓💝💝💗💘💓💘💓💘💞💗💞💘💓💝💘💗💘💘💘💗💘💘💓💝

i love alexander<3

by emiwaxemiwax April 30, 2021

February 3

this birthday has the hottest people born on it and they pull all the milfs and hoes

“DAMN he’s born of February 3rd, well I guess he’s a chick magnet

by Milf locater 69420 December 17, 2021

3/11 indian

The fucktarded Indian drivers you see as ubers and while your driving

Dave:The Uber I ordered was a 3/11 Indian, and he smelled like a cum dumpster

Tristan:those are the guys you see now adays. Every tim Hortons and pizza pizza you go to has 5/11 Indians.

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025

Half Life 3

BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

valve cant even count to three!!!

Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!

by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023

Moon <3

moon, I think she is the most beautiful girl I have met in my life, full of life and energy, always ready to go out and have fun and cheer you up, her smile and laugh will make you smile too, she is special, her eyes full of make-up are gorgeous but she has the look of a person who knows what she wants and is sure of herself and loves to smoke blue chesterfields, despite being a chimney I love her with all my little heart <3

Sid:hiii Moon <33

Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES

(joke is much better than that she is)

by Sid :( November 22, 2021

3 guys 1 hot pocket

The same as a Bermuda Hot Pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!

by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

Kaitlin <3

Kaitlin is simply the most amazing person ever! She has the most cutest and beautiful face. Her personality is just perfect girlfriend material. She is incredibly smart, gifted in so many ways and really cares for you. She is also very popular and extremely trendy! She'll never let you feel down and keep trying to make you happy. Overall if you do manage to date her you really are a lucky person!!!

I love you Kaitlin <3

by Simmboy September 23, 2021