I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.

Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?

by Chiludon June 1, 2022

I can’t art

When you can’t draw, paint or anything art related, you can’t art.

Teacher: Your homework is to design a poster. Remember to be creative!
You: But sir, I can’t art.

by ihaveudders January 8, 2021

I mugged this Mug

You mugged a mug. Congrats.

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."

by We will miss Numberblocks... January 3, 2021

I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl

Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .

by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020

i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

by H4rry11k September 14, 2017

i fucking hit

Doing something amazing. Commonly used in the video game world after hitting a dank trickshot.

OMG I fucking hit

by Sausy memer4 August 18, 2016

I will learn you

Verb. Common language mistake made amongst Afrikaans-speaking people. Used comically by GTA players in the RSA Mafia community, communicating via mics when having to instruct, direct or demonstrate certain objectives.

Gamer 1: "I can't get into the Zancudo Military Base without getting shot to shit."
Gamer 2: "Its not that hard. I will learn you how."

by Professor KnowItAll December 15, 2014