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Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.
(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"
by Juried March 4, 2021
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Water

Water is the most amazing thing ever. It is so yummy yo.
Guy: Hey bro got that flavorless liquid?

Other Guy: Hell yeah I got some water!
by bxckychu May 26, 2020
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Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.
I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.
by Bamberga September 7, 2022
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Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”
“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”
by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022
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Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021
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Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.

B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.

C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo
I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating
by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023
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