Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug. The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.
by ChefZac August 4, 2019
Get the Cruise Guymug. The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.
Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.
by Cola Kid November 16, 2019
Get the The Couch Guymug. Someone who fools you not once not twice, but three times. You know him, You know the one. You go to the bar and he's all like:
That Guy: This suit is uh, officially its a Giorgio Armani ech my dad knows him-
Jon: FUCK YOU! I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVIN' THAT SHIT!
Jon: FUCK YOU! I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVIN' THAT SHIT!
by ME-sta April 27, 2017
Get the That guymug. A person from a Latin low-end community. Usually considered "Brown" or racially Latin despite being mostly or fully of Spanish descent. Barrio guys are generally fit yet overassertive and competitive and often associated with gang life, drug usage and heavy use of slang. Barrio girls tend to be over tanned, mostly with dyed or recolored hair and often exaggerate the power of their hips, lips, and sexuality.
Man, did you see those Big Booty Bitches? They were total Barrio Girl!
Hey man, you are acting like a total Barrio Guy, you dealing today??
Now isn't that person a Barrio Guy/Girl
Hey man, you are acting like a total Barrio Guy, you dealing today??
Now isn't that person a Barrio Guy/Girl
by Dar Wod October 26, 2017
Get the Barrio Guy/Girlmug. A Russo- Israely ginger Youtuber that loves to talk about little kids and lives in The Peripheria. Guy Pololich was born on the 11 day to September along with his sister in the Nagorno Karabakh Republic to 2 happy parents: Nadav HaTzav, and Rhum. After their parents tamped Guy and her sister from their home, the 2 of them became adopted. Guy was adopted by a chinless monk, known as "LeafyIsHere", and his sister was adopted by a special IDF unit called "koakh Hardon".
by CaptainKroopnik October 14, 2019
Get the Guy Pololichmug. by Waist_of_Sperm February 9, 2019
Get the That fucker guymug.