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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
by Biggins546 October 4, 2016
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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
by Biggins546 October 4, 2016
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brown sugar hand

Allen: I totally brown sugar handed her last night.

Larry: bro that's so sweeeeet
by Allen&Larry September 16, 2016
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No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
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hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.
Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!
by allnighter23 August 22, 2016
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hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.
Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.
by chand1012 August 21, 2016
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knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
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