lube me up

A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.

Hey dude lube me up would you!

by plucker October 16, 2009

put me down

Basically kill me. Like when you get a family pet 'put down'. Usually said in a situation where you want the ground to swallow you up.

*embarrassing situation*

"Wow will somebody please just hurry up and put me down."

by geobee February 12, 2017

Sniff me out

A request for someone to bring their nose/mouth close to their genitalia; a request for oral sex.

"Sniff me out like I was Tanqueray" from the Amy Winehouse song "You Know I'm No Good"

by Bangstaaar August 21, 2008

Fuck Everyone but Me

Phrase meant to convey an extreme level of self centeredness

Usually in a survival of the fittest type scenario.

Can be used as a synonym for "Every Man for Himself".

Also used to convey complete selfishness and utter disregard for the welfare of ones fellowman.

Ideology of the Republican Party.

Can be abbreviated to FEBM for brevity's sake when posting online.

Guy 1: "Hey man, our ship just hit an iceberg and now we're sinking. Theres not enough lifeboats for everyone aboard the ship."

Guy 2: (While pushing Guy 1 out of his way)

" FUCK EVERYONE BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!"

by SKINET X-500 August 27, 2009

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005

Rules for thee but not for me

It means "rules for you but not for me", it means you have to follow the rules but not me

Trump: Rules for thee but not for me, you gotta release your tax returns but I don't have to do it because.... reasons.... bullshit... excuses....

It should be "rules for thee and rules for me, rules for all of us!" We must all follow the rules.

by SomeDude2022 February 20, 2022

meet me in the bathroom

Phrase used by inmates mostly in juvenile type facilities, such as detentions and other types of kid prisons. One inmate says this to another when he/she wants to fight the person they are saying it to. The bathroom is a place where staff cannot see the fight take place, so no one gets in trouble.

Outside of lockup, many people still use this phrase as a joke, upon disagreement.

What are you talking about? That band rocks! Meet me in the bathroom !

by Kevin Fusco June 11, 2006