by Guy in the Know May 12, 2025
Get the Bros before Knowsmug. Your friend or a person in general that is not of elder age then you; not appropriate around your teacher or staff
Right way:
U: “waz up bro?
Friend: “nothing much man.”
Wrong way:
U: “whats poppin bro?”
Teacher: “excuse me?!”
U: “waz up bro?
Friend: “nothing much man.”
Wrong way:
U: “whats poppin bro?”
Teacher: “excuse me?!”
by .unl0ded_3rror May 28, 2023
Get the Bromug. by beastgbg December 11, 2016
Get the beast bromug. A friend of a friend, coined from the word 'bro' and the 'in-law' suffix given to people where you have a connection reliant on another person.
Person A: Yo, Person B, I heard you have a bro-in-law with someone.
Person B: Sup Person A, I have multiple bro-in-laws.
Person A: Like who?
Person B: Person C, Person D and even Person E are all my bro-in-laws, all linked to Person F.
Person A: Kick-ass.
Person B: Sup Person A, I have multiple bro-in-laws.
Person A: Like who?
Person B: Person C, Person D and even Person E are all my bro-in-laws, all linked to Person F.
Person A: Kick-ass.
by Shrimpctionary May 11, 2025
Get the bro-in-lawmug. A shitbag fuckboy who cockblocks, throws you under the bus, and or DM's your girl, drives a compact car and wacks his pud to the family photo album.
Hey you hear about Jonathan Robyn Paul? He has to register as a sex offender for touching baby peens, what a solid bro move
by Jules Winnfield April 19, 2018
Get the solid bro movemug. When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. An exclamation frequently used by Armenians. "Ara" translates to "hey". So, it basically means, "hey bro".
by Nude Master 69 May 28, 2019
Get the Ara Bro,mug.