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Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
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We've run a charity event to raise funds to buy Meghan Markle's simp a new pair of balls.
by gypsythief101 September 28, 2021
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A word used to describe a vaginal area that looks like Homer Simpsons lips.
Damn, that girl I hooked up with had a nice simp.
by chinesecommie September 23, 2020
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a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.

They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
A: Did you see that simp donate 5k to pokimane?
B: holy shit
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Man who puts women in front of Da Boys
You knows that guy? He is a simp for his female boss
by ilikdonki_XxX November 6, 2020
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by LeBaguette May 9, 2020
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I liked this girl but I was to much of a simp
by swagnat October 18, 2020
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