Red-Con One

A loaded weapon with a round in its chamber, but with the safety on.

First squad! Let's go, we are red-con one! No firing unless ordered!

by Kriegsmarine January 21, 2009

Red Light District

Ludacris, the best rapper's newest album.

Yo, did you hear Luda's new album, The Red Light District, yet?

by Too-Cool April 5, 2005

Detroit Red Wings

Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.

I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.

by HockeyChick June 11, 2005

Red Carpet

When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.

"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"

"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."

by Dickbuttbukkake November 16, 2014

Red Party

when a girl is experiancing an amazing period.

John: Why is susan squirming around in her seat?
Jimmy: Oh, Don't mind her. She is just having a red party in her pants.

by ninja styles February 6, 2009

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by Omega File 2100 January 20, 2023

Red Dead Exemption

The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.

This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.

Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.

You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:

1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.

2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.

3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.

4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.

Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"

by Souper Rare January 20, 2022