holdin one to the sky

Holding a joint (cannabis)up to the sky outta respect to the fallen

Meka passed so I'm holdin one to the sky for her

by smokin4mysanity June 15, 2023

proper long one

Something long enough to get the job done

Oh man talk about a proper long one

by Luke-69 June 19, 2023

Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

by Jcoop336 June 28, 2023

Bash one's Dachshund

To wank

A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.

Bash one's Dachshund

by Jackjanosky February 3, 2023

one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

One week stand

Really finna see? Its the same as a one night stand but for a week.

VRO I JUST GOT A ONE WEEK STAND

FUCKING NICE KING

by Lil barnacles #1 fan December 19, 2022

Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023