Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 17, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020

Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

sleep simp

when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep

"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"

by not a sleep simp April 29, 2020