SIMP

It's just Lorcan.

He's a SIMP

by He'sASimp March 27, 2023

SIMP

Completely ditches his friends for 8 months comes back joins the call constantly mutes and gives up everything to talk to her she cheats on him AND THEN THIS MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER THEN SHE GOES TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL THE GIRL SAID SHE CHEATED ON HIM BECAUSE THEY WERENT ABLE TO BE TOGETHER AND SHE BES A BITCH TO EVERYONE BECAUSE BUT SHE REALLY DONT GOT A REASON AND THEN HE GETS MAD AT HIS FRIEND FOR SAYING ITS HER FAULT SHE GET BULLIED BECAUSE " IT WAS HER PAST SELF THAT GOT BEEF STARTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE" OR " I CAN CHANGE HER" OR "ITS NOT HER FAULT" JUST BECAUSE HE SMASHED HE IS OBSESSED AND THINKS OF HER AS A GODDESS WHILE HE CRIES EVERY DAY AND WANTS TO DIE

jett is such a fucking simp

by innocent friend February 27, 2023

Simp

Someone who does everything for someone they're attracted t

If a man does everything that a girl wants and is always thinking about her, he's a simp

by sheluvzdxtti December 17, 2020

Simp

A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.

Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."

by ThiccPope May 7, 2020

Simp

A person that drools over woman pics on the internet
Beware: Most simps may be half-virgins and their simp levels may rise

Mateen(most common simp name) : Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick she showing too much ass it does no good for me
Green shirt dude: You should get that checked out man..

by glizzator September 1, 2020

Simp

sandro.

OMG marta your hair looks so gorgeous ~ Sandro the supportive Simp boyfriend

by sochy. December 29, 2022

Simp

Roguish_Raven

Mans such a simp trying to get modded by doing the mods job for them

by Not_A_Simp March 1, 2020