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nympho man

a man who craves sex, loves party's and know's where they all go down, know's wats happening around his area, all the info.
some of them are muzzas although they are very rare.first originated in adelaide.
go ask thet bloke what party's are on this weekend if you want some chix, cause he is the nympho man.
by pep_[ LS ] January 18, 2008
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eli manning

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
by ghosthunter September 29, 2005
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Big Man

guy 1:Yo I took a big man in the sink this morning, it was fucking hilarious!

guy 2: O word? Im about to take a big man and slap it on the bathroom mirror!
by Agatster February 10, 2009
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man slut

A man with the morals of a man - see slut
Person A: "Joe is such a man slut."
Person B: "He sounds like a completely typical guy."
Person A: "He is. I bet the person who made the entry for slut didn't think of that."
Person B: "I guess not. That is pretty fucking clever though."
by stankin' charlie September 26, 2011
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man-child

A grown man with the personality of a child. See AJ Styles and Eric Young.
I find AJ Styles' man-child gimmick hilarious.
by Jeff7 February 25, 2008
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Man lesbian

A heterosexual male who is so camp, even appear gay and like a female in every way except appearance but still is attracted to females not males. This is a man lesbian.
"hey John, you gay? aren't ya?!" - Bill
"no i'm not gay, i've got a girlfriend..." - John
"Ah you're a man lesbian then..." - Bill
"Yes I love perfume and I read Vogue but I still make love to my girlfriend like there's no tomorrow!" - John
by Domraveeeee October 20, 2009
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bludd man

A cocky yob, often characterised by a smoker's cough (a result of smoking 20 cigarettes a day), 'hard man' attitude, a fashion nightmare (e.g. hood worn over a cap), a distinctive stench and a strange walking motion that involves bobbing from side to side.

Bludd mans are believed to be the direct ancestors of the dung-beetle, which is commonly seen as the scum of the animal kingdom.

Bludd mans have an average life expectancy of 19 years (when their lungs explode from cigarette abuse). However this is significantly reduced should they violently confront certain Freestyle martial artists.

Bludd mans display astounding behavioural patterns when in packs, sucking the same cigarette and assuming circular and linear formations when bopping down streets and sidewalks.

Most bludd man groups have a leader who has an appetite for vandalism, hooliganism, harassment of either the very young or very old and general yob-like behaviour.

However, when seperated from the pack, the bludd man usually appears to become aware of how pathetic the bludd man mentality is and so begins to act 'normal'. However once united with the rest of the pack, he returns to the bludd man state of being. One theory that explains this activity is that all bludd mans are homosexual and therefore the bludd man behavioural patterns are an attempt to attract/impress other bludd mans; sex cells could be exchanged on the one cigarette that is sucked by the rest of the bludd man pack.

'Bludd Man' originates from the common yob phrase "Yo Bludd! You got 50p?"
"They kicked the bludd mans' asses."

"The bludd man asked if I had fifty pence."
by Lethal Muppet September 23, 2003
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