Unrequited Love

When you deeply love someone with all of your heart but they either don’t like you or they are dating someone else before you can express your emotions to them

I love Crimsyn. I wanted to tell her but I didn’t have the courage. I see her wearing my friends jacket then hugging Devon. I have unrequited love for her.

by Anonymous$$$$$$ February 1, 2019

Zombie Love

Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.

Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.

by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012

Love Flob

A rather crude, yet amusing term for spunk, love juice or jizz. The gloopy substance produced during ejaculation.

'Dude, watch you don't get your love flob on the carpet'.

Or perhaps...

My 'love flob' was exceedingly projectile today.

by PJ:D April 26, 2009

love junk

It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.

I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.

by bayliss May 13, 2005

tatonka love

love of fat chicks

Tatonka's need love too; but they have to pay...c'mon give her some tatonka love bro.

by TG33 April 15, 2010

love-trench

Slang for female genitalia, often likened to a hairy bait box, occasionally refered to as a sloppy love-trench in certain circles

Fuck me Steve, I went down for gravy and she had a right sloppy love trench!

by Olaf Peterson September 28, 2004

Love tax

When you make love with somebody and they owe you for it. So you tax them for the love. Or when somebody is a pain in the ass to love but you love them anyways, so the owe you for your love.

He bought me lunch as a love tax.

by Dawg_90210 August 27, 2016