Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the John Stamosmug. an outages boy from sunderland (uk)
by Outrages November 29, 2016
Get the John Taylormug. by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025
Get the John Wickedmug. If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
Get the Johnmug. 
A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John
John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve
by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020
Get the John rolemug. by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022
Get the Fishless Johnmug.