playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

by jojo548 December 16, 2008

Jacking the peen-stalk

male masturbation

"Last night i read my favorite book 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and then i went right to sleep after jacking the peen-stalk"

by Big Al Casey March 12, 2017

jack off jill

Jack Off Jill are nothing like goth rock. They are girly metal, good girly metal at that.

Everybody's got a little something to hide.. but me.

by niklar January 10, 2004

Samurai Jack

A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.

Samurai Jack: i am the best

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: stfu

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: u loser

Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.

S Jack: no ur scread of me

Oldie: *vanishes* O_O

by Drazar March 18, 2004

Jack-o-lantern

Inserting a flash light into a girls vagina while it is turned on.

The lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern

by fundipper February 2, 2009

Samurai Jack

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.

Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 3, 2004