Keto Bombed

When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.

I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!

by Scott Obrecht July 01, 2020

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primer bomb

A typical car built between the 1950s and 1970s that it had so much Rust that the body had to be held together with Bondo and primer.

My friend back in the 70s had this old Dodge dart that had so much Rust on the body that the card had to be held together with Bondo and primer. Damn Bill look at that car. Yeah that's just another one of those primer bombs from the 70s.

by Ouray July 31, 2019

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