Also know as my birthday! I’m super excited because it’s coming up soon! A lot of my friends and family did forget my birthday tho…It’s ok! I guess…
“Hey guys what day is it today?”
“It’s Tuesday June 3”
“What are you guys saying?! It’s her birthday!”
:(
“It’s Tuesday June 3”
“What are you guys saying?! It’s her birthday!”
:(
by JustARandomPersom April 23, 2025

A flashback to 2008...
Man: Hey, did you hear that Fallout 3 came out?
Other Man: No, i didn't! I have to play it
Man: Hey, did you hear that Fallout 3 came out?
Other Man: No, i didn't! I have to play it
by Emmittplayz June 19, 2022

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.
Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

A whistle commonly used on and near Evergreen St. in Tucson. It’s used to signal if the police are present or on their way to a location, or, to signal other people that there is danger in that area. Or also used as a way of checking if an area is safe or not.
by anonymous March 25, 2021

by Dickweedballs July 31, 2022

by Pblakeee13 April 8, 2022
