obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.
“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”
by crackaintsofuckinwack April 16, 2020

by ilikdonki_XxX November 6, 2020

by hehe12345hehe August 24, 2020

by swagnat October 18, 2020

A guy who is overly obsessed with a woman and will go above and beyond to win her over. Despite everything the Simp does for love he remains in the friend zone and never finds his way out. The woman he is obsessed shows no signs of interest in the simp infact does she will openly flirt and show interests in his friends infront of him and yet the simp keeps on simping. The simp will go as fas as making remarks such as, “and he didn’t even do anything today, I’m the one who fixed her house for her” while displaying obvious Traits of jealousy.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
by DaAntisimp81 January 16, 2024

by shezshezaweeb~ February 28, 2021

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
