by Bro Fucker May 18, 2021
Get the Bro Fucker mug.Billi Bros are the collection of billionaire bros who, by sole virtue of their wealth, hold outsized direct or shadow control over the Trump 2.0 Administration. Elon Musk, who is younger, smarter, and far richer than Trump, is the most prominent of the Billi Bros as of the end of 2024, but Elon is just one of thirteen billionaire bros picked to set policy for the second MAGA coming.
MAGA voter: “Bee HO, Hillary, and Brandon’s commie agenda has destroyed America. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even afford my own pot to piss in. Thank God Trump is back! He will fix everything.”
Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”
Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”
by Frustrated_Driver December 31, 2024
Get the Billi Bros mug.Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024
Get the Bro-Country mug.Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020
Get the Uncle bro mug.The Scat Bros was a video recorded in 2003 by some boys who shat on each other in the basement. It was a video with a very dark atmosphere and it was hard to see what was going It was posted on a website presumably manscat.com but was removed after a very short period of time. The boys later recorded them self saying a sequel will come out in 2007 but a sequel never came out. The boys were never identified but some people say their parents caught them and sent them to juvenile detention however this remains a myth. During the video an Snes can be seen in the background infront of a huge tv. There is also a dirty bed in which the boys shit on eachother
by Da Sharkie October 25, 2014
Get the the scat bros mug.So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022
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