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Rimshot Job

A rimshot job is a rimshot that can be done in ANY kind of hole! Example, glory hole, squirrel hole, birdhouse, kangaroo pouches, 45 records, tree holes......
"Lucy, how come you gave Fred a rimshot job??"
by BeatleBabe007 September 23, 2024
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job

always says ´that she that can´
by turin de krijger December 1, 2021
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Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.
I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends
by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018
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Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.
"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"
by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023
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assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.
She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.
by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017
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Shrimp Job

(2025) The act of a person sucking another person's toes.
"That freak with the foot fetish wants to give that popular girl a shrimp job."
by KittyBell5 September 21, 2025
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Job Rot

The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
by TheJobRot January 31, 2025
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