New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019

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by syafinaz? October 13, 2023

Late New Years Kiss

A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.

Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.

by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022

Fox News derangement syndrome

A medically diagnosed illness that prevents a Fox News viewer from viewing any content other than Fox News. The afflicted viewer generally and contemporaneously suffers from morbid obesity, cable TV subscription, insomnia, Viagra abuse, hyper-phobic racial guilt, and/or sociopathy.

I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.

by JohnnyRy June 2, 2021

New Jersey Shrimp Parm

The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.

I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.

by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

New York Poop Exchange

When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.

Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.

Jane filed a restraining order.

by crabwieners October 7, 2018

chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023