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The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
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Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!)

Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.
My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).
by WIGTIT March 21, 2011
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The Boston Fish Party

when a group of fisherman(men or woman)from boston , refuse to pay for british hookers and go on strike with pickket signs claiming they should't have to pay so much for hookers. they proceed to throw her over the edge of the ship.
after a long days work, the fisherman wanted some new british vagina, but they cost wayyy to much, so they created the boston fish party and refused to pay that much and threw them over the edge of their ship
by dirtyE86 May 5, 2011
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Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.
Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.
by tsipar July 31, 2011
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speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina
Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.
by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012
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Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"
by 4:20 Braised steak it June 1, 2014
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Spill the Fish

When a male and/or female works up enough nerves to ask someone they are attracted to out on a date and it fails miserably.
Jerry....Larry...Gary.... what even his name is, asked Janice Michelle out on a date only to Spill the Fish all over the place.
by fartymcfartfarts November 22, 2014
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