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Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.
Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”
by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023
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Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.
"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"
by Alf Porn April 12, 2024
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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
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Whispering Eye

I can't wait to see you and your whispering eye.
by :] me March 30, 2009
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eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.
Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.
by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018
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Scott Eastwood Eyes

YOU HAVE THIS COUNTRY BOY style. Scott Eastwood Eyes look about you.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 22, 2018
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