Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Reeses Puffs Cannabis Edibles With Charitable Peanut Butter<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Reeses Puffs Cannabis Edibles With Charitable Peanut Butter<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Reeses Puffs Cannabis Edibles With Charitable Peanut Butter<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, And Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, And Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, And Buttercup <Steal>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025