You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.

"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

by soooso January 6, 2019

I'm Real with You

I'm Honest with You, I've Never Lied to You.

I'm Real with You, So Don't Tell Me I'm A Liar.

by Woodrow G Harding July 17, 2018

You Ain't Tough

A Non-Tough guy who Actually isn't Strong, Brave
A Non-Tough guy who isn't a bully
And Ain't Stands for Are not/Is not/Am not
And you say it to a guy who trying to act That he's strong, brave, bully, Tough
And sometimes black people use it if they want beef with someone

Kid : Go away or i'll kill you stupid.
Teenager : u ain't tough! wanna beef?
White Kid : Hi Nigga
Black Guy : What did u just say???
White Kid : I said nigga you want a beef?
Black Guy : You ain't tough, wassup, *Punchs the white kid*
- What a savage kid tho.
Someone1 : Come on tough guy
Someone2 : YOU AIN'T TOUGH!

by Tanner Ethan January 24, 2019

hey you texting

Hey you texting is when someone mostly women or texting their side piece

Sue:Hey you wyd
John: just chillin

Sue: I miss u & I need u baby!!🍆💋
John: soon baby soon

This an example of Hey you texting

by 1jayjay1 May 28, 2018

i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022