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urbandictionary 

A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.
Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.
urbandictionary by r November 1, 2006

Urbandictionary 

The cesspit that is made of opinion, lost hopes and dreams.

Often used to

1.make people feel better about themselves

or to

2.worship their partners / crushes
Posts on Urbandictionary might look like this ...

1.Defenition of James - An awesome Guy who is totally awesome and an awesome stud and oh yeah, he is awesome.

2.Defenition of Holly - A sexy woman who is the best woman ever in bed and is clever and cute.

(or more accurately)

1. Defenition of James - a awsom gy who i's ttally awes0me an a stud two and oh yer he os awesoem!!11!!1!1!!

2. Defenition of Holly - a sxy women hoo is teh bst ever women in bed and is intelijent and hawt!!1!!!11!!
Urbandictionary by oggleboggle October 20, 2010

urbandictionary russian roulette 

You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.
Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'

Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'

Mike: 'chode.'

Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'

urbandictionary.blog 

Me: I went to urbandictionary.blog to see the blog
Bob: Can you shut up?
urbandictionary.blog by 🍠 June 10, 2021

Urbandictionary loop 

similar to the Youtube loop, and the Wikipedia loop, you get stuck on urban dictionary clicking links and opening new windows.
"i wonder what that means? better look it up on urban dictionary...."

wakes up from the urbandictionary loop three hours later with no memory of what he was doing prior to start of loop and an urge to start emailing funny definitions to everyone he knows.

UrbanDictionaryRetard 

someone who actually believes everything that they read on Urban Dictionary as the spoken word - as in their name being defined as a great, fabulous person everyone loves...
Rebecca read thather name means the prettiest girl in the world on Urban Dictionary. This is, in fact not true, cementing the fact that she is an UrbanDictionaryRetard
UrbanDictionaryRetard by smash0629 February 3, 2010