Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy

I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!

by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023

rock-a-chaws

You know the little poky things on the back that are in the grass, sea wall, just ab anywhere you can step on and ruin your trip to the beach. Yeah it’s thoes things

Sh*% Gregg what did I just step on it hurts like hell (rock-a-chaws)

Hey my dog has something stuck in its paw sense we left the beach do you know what it is... no I never did

by Jacobspeddddd December 30, 2017

Math Rock

1. A subgenre of rock music defined through its use of complex time signatures.

2. A die.

1. Toes is a great math rock band.

2. Check out these math rocks I just picked up from Dragons Keep!

by Ganondox October 26, 2022

30 rock snitch

A man named gooks 3rd fat roll..

that man has a 30 rock snitch in his shirt

by ToeBlad November 7, 2020

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Chris Rock

actor who got smacked by will smith

chris rock got his shit rocked by will smith

by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022