Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

king shoey

a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.

dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"

by klangrob August 16, 2011

king homo

that one kid who claims to not be homosexual man, but really he's big homosexual man, despite referring to himself as a king.

King homo tried to cover his tracks, but only dug a deeper hole by saying he's "one sexual"

by weaton koods April 18, 2019

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Look at a real adult king cobra, the snake, that's about to strike and you'll understand the analogy with a king cobra as an arrogant person. When arrogant individuals want to show off their arrogance there is nothing you can do; in the secular world stay away both from dangerous snakes such as king cobras, as well as arrogant people.

by Sexydimma April 22, 2015

King Julien

Julien is cool and doesn't need to do much for others to see him! Julien can be really nice unless you upset him, though his smiles go for miles! If you ever meet a King Julien then make sure to respect him because he deserves it! Not only is he hot, but he knows how to keep his cool. King Julien picks up all the girls so watch out!

"Here comes the great King Julien!"

"Wow I'd love to be his wife!"

by Soler Bells April 13, 2022

king oberon

1. A character from sword art online who likes girls and is a serious pervert. Takes pleasure in Asuna from sword art online.
2. Pervert
3. Psycopath

"I watched SAO tonight."
"What happened?"
"Something with king oberon. You really don't want to know.'

by otterfan192 May 14, 2018