The best boyfriend in the whole world who is so amazing and beautiful and John loves him more (it is the truth)
by nethuya October 7, 2025
Get the Alex W :3 mug.When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.
I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.
by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018
Get the 3 boy crisis mug.The ultimate emote for flexin' your soft boi energy in a lowkey way. Drop this emote in the snapchat squad to let 'em know you feelin' cute but not tryna make it weird. Especially powerful when paired with "uwu" to communicate the feels through an intentionally absurd pastiche that critiques societal norms through ironic recontextualization. Can also be used on twitter when you want people to know you've got an alt af aesthetic but don't wanna curse too hard and get canceled by the stans. Definitely a vibe to throw in your Tinder bio if you tryna attract the art hoes and eboys without seemin' too try-hard. Using ":3" is the most effeminate way to keep it chill while still lookin' like a snack for the other soft bois out there.
Jenny: Omg can you believe Kevin asked me out?! I thought he'd never get the courage :P
Megan: No way, that's crazy! But also not that surprising, I always thought he had a thing for you ;). So are you gonna say yes? :3
In this conversation, Megan uses ":3" lightheartedly and ambiguously. It softens any potentially intrusive questions and shows she's keeping an optimistic yet non-pushy perspective on her friend's dilemma. The ":3" hints that there may be more nuance to her responses without being overtly cryptic.
Megan: No way, that's crazy! But also not that surprising, I always thought he had a thing for you ;). So are you gonna say yes? :3
In this conversation, Megan uses ":3" lightheartedly and ambiguously. It softens any potentially intrusive questions and shows she's keeping an optimistic yet non-pushy perspective on her friend's dilemma. The ":3" hints that there may be more nuance to her responses without being overtly cryptic.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 3, 2023
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gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.
by Andy the shed August 15, 2022
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Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.
Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.
by Jacp123 March 10, 2020
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