Dominican Cable Guy

A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions

The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.

Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

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guy

drew gooden liker

"what's up guy"

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Eye Guy

One who eyes specific parts of the female body, specifically sexual areas.

I was getting checked out by this Eye Guy and it was so weird.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

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Gui

when you dont know what to say

"guiiiii"

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Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

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