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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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drotive box

a drotive box is an odd shaped green box that automatically opens in a unique way when a small button is pressed
that drotive box opens quite uniquely
by drotive bro June 28, 2013
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box cupping

The act of cupping a females boxular region with one's hands (or other parts of the anatomy depending on flexibility). This move is generally used to comfort a female upon them feeling depressed or saddened but can also be used as an ice-breaking act of affection. Not to be confused with box rubbing or groping.
"Sam was feeling down, so I gave her some box cupping to cheer her up"

"Shit, how does that guy pull so many girls?;
Dude, he's a box cupper"
by thatwontwork April 13, 2011
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bare bum box

When 2 adults love each other very much, they “bare bum box
by Cabbagepatchkid123 September 11, 2023
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mr box-office

Pawan kalyan aka Mr box-office of Telugu cinema is undoubtedly one of the most bankable star of India . The opening day and box office numbers of pawan Kalyan's movies gives clear reflection of his superstardom .
His disaster movies creates history. Pawan undoubtedly Mr box-office of Telugu cinema.
by Usthaad ramcharan November 23, 2020
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normie box

(noun) A useless item in Dank Memer (Discord bot), giving you even more useless items when opened.
oh look i got a useless normie box
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Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.
Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.
by ReneeD. June 7, 2020
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