pineapple pussy

After a girl shaves and the hair is still pokey.

"when is the last time you shaved? feels like you got some pineapple pussy."

by Guy Necology September 12, 2021

Pussy Pass

when you need to ask a friends girl for permission to talk to her.

#pussypass- I was at the register trying to holla at another girl so the lead cashier gave me a pussy pass.

by african_slang September 24, 2021

Pussy lover

Me.

"I'm a pussy lover"

by Catraisfruity September 28, 2021

pussy lips

an adjective to describe someone; someone who only says shit that a pussy would.

"hey bro I don't think we should rob this convenience store" "shut up pussy lips, lets get this money"

by Lazarito February 23, 2022

Pterodactyl pussy

An autoimmune disorder triggered by a mutation of the CYG-G7 genome resulting in a giant inflamed pussy the size of yo mama.

Symptoms: itchin n burning, phat-gargling pussy, smells like teen spirit and cigarettes.

Treatment: there is no known cure for the devastating disease of pterodactyl pussy. Sufferers have been known to find relief by feeding their pussy peach flavored yogurt and crushed ice cubes.

Oh no, I hope my pterodactyl pussy doesn't start gargling in class again!

by Franklin69 March 7, 2022

Panamax Pussy

A vagina as wide as the panama canal.

My wife has a panamax pussy after having our kid

by Somebodysomeone870 June 15, 2021

Pussy swinger

1: A female stripper that invites an audience member to strip her

2: A person with a Vag that has had at least 50 people get that watermelon sugar from them

1: Dora: so what did you do last night, Rosie?

Rosie: I went to the strip club and got chosen by the pussy swinger

Dora: You’re one lucky bitch

2: Michael: hey, why did you break up with Tiffany?

Evan: Turns out she was a pussy swinger. 67 bodies on that hoe

by The De-veloper June 16, 2021