unconditional love

The misguided belief that it is possible to love someone regardless of what they might do or say. This is of course impossible without the accompanying sense resentment, as can be experienced in family life.

I love her unconditionally, however i do also have this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach every time i tell her, ah well, that's unconditional love for you

by fat brewer November 16, 2009

courtney love

A worthless attention whore

If I was married to Courtney Love, I'd kill myself too

by m16 July 6, 2007

tatonka love

love of fat chicks

Tatonka's need love too; but they have to pay...c'mon give her some tatonka love bro.

by TG33 April 15, 2010

vines of love

The beautiful curly locks of hair on your chest between your pecks. Often used to jokingly tell your friends how to pick up chics. (Disclaimer: this does not actually work unless she also has vines of love.)

Rod: What should i do dude this girl is fine!
John: Just show her your vines of love and you will have nothing to worry about.

by Ol' ReD March 11, 2010

Love spam

A mass SMS spam campaign conducted by the salacious Brit named Matt . The campaign involved sending over 100 million messages to nearly every mobile phone in Britain.

I can't believe I've been screwed over by Love Spam again!

Who's that text from? Oh nobody...it's just that Love Spam campaign again. This is really starting to grind my gears!

by DaveyCrockett13 November 19, 2010

Love Flob

A rather crude, yet amusing term for spunk, love juice or jizz. The gloopy substance produced during ejaculation.

'Dude, watch you don't get your love flob on the carpet'.

Or perhaps...

My 'love flob' was exceedingly projectile today.

by PJ:D April 26, 2009

bullet of love

1.to ejaculate

2. A fake side-project of the band distopia, they play grindcore, punk, and 80's hair-metal. They have such hits as donkey punch and fecal impaction.

"Hey look its bullet of love...do they have cucumbers in their pants...?"

"yup."

by Jewfro July 30, 2008