Cat

The animal you stick things in

I stuck ur mom up my cat

by Ur mothe r April 1, 2022

Cat

feline

Person 1: This asshole is ruing my life.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: My cat.

by BlazingCouch January 24, 2018

Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

by MrBear776 February 13, 2020

Orange Cat

When a guy acts like an orange cat, they are typically crazy and ginger and act like a cat.

Did you just knock my grandma's ashes off the table?!?
You're such an orange cat!!

by val321 March 30, 2023

No cat

Not lying/totally true

That's no cat, your shirt is beautiful!

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

uwu cat

a thing that is related to gacha in a nasty way, they can simply not live without their JaKEAY BObO bEaR.

please if you see one... BURN IT TO ASHES AND FEED IT TO THE SUFFERING SOULS OF HELL

OMG ITS AN UWU CAT!!

by Alissathebored March 17, 2024