What's Your Damage?

Made famous by cult-classic movie 'The Heathers', a black satirical portrayal of an American high school featuring three girls called Heather.

"What's your damage, Heather?"

by my friends call me hot stuff but you can call me sexy... ;) September 13, 2005

what's your poison

What are you drinking? Usually in terms of alcohol

"Whats ya poison?"
"Tequila slammer"

by xx-rach-xx March 28, 2004

your first name

What stupid people or people trying to be funny look up because Urban Dictionary tells them to.

Idiot: *reads "look up anything, like your first name"* Hmmm well I have nothing else to do so I'm going to literally search up "your first name".

by ~The Wizard~ January 6, 2013

kiss your sister

Nothing exciting; not good or bad. Often an expression used when something good offsets something bad, and you come out even, i.e. in card games where the points for a hand may split evenly.

How was your day?

Eh, you know, kiss your sister. A little up, a little down.

by bc73 December 14, 2010

hold your horses

Wait up. Don't get started yet. From the days of horse and buggy; hold the horses so they don't run off before you're ready.

Hold your horses! The boss isn't here yet.

by PecTheTech March 30, 2004

out of your gourd

when your are so high your cant function correctly and people just look at you and just know your fucked up.

Nik Harken smoked so many pcp dipped ciggarettes in south side Des moines last night his boss fired him and told him "you are out of your gourd, your fired."

Nik Harken is so out of his gourd he is doing the robot agian.

by the bowz June 3, 2009

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003