Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 20, 2009

juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.

Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.

by Sailorguy 85 December 11, 2016

Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on

He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job

by Not the real me November 24, 2021

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick

Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job

by Shmlif April 30, 2018

Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...

Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.

by DaRealStoner May 15, 2018

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024