by Axl Cobain November 13, 2017
Get the Life mug.I believe that all people have the same chances all people have the same opportunities. Its just how we choose to use these opportunities that matters. The outcome of our use of choices is our life.
by LukiTheKid November 13, 2017
Get the Life mug.When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017
Get the Jaws of Life mug.When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017
Get the Jaws of Life mug.What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
Get the We're biting for your life mug.Where a person is not able to go into work on any given work day without getting bummed by a superviosnary member of staff
Really living the life of Reilly today, Got a teusday morning bumming this morning, for something I didn't even do, what a time to be alive
by Pete wankside December 5, 2017
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by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
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