Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.

Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

Fish Jizz

The discharge of seminal fluid under water

I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.

by Captain Hutchinson Beaver Den September 3, 2022

slurp fish

is blue

NAH, THATS A FLOPPER, SLURP FISH IS BLUE

by Monster Handler September 4, 2022

Fishing in Your Vision

Trying to catch someone’s attention

I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.

by CashDied September 5, 2022

A Carter Fish

A big juicy daddy use for sucking balls.

I am like a Carter fish

by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022

Turtle-Fish

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

by lwildes September 13, 2022

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022